Benjamin Monkeyboy

Live from communications satelite C0589X


Is this working?
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Internal Surveillance Camera
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I wonder if I can access the internal surveillance cameras?

Corporate Easter
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I mentioned my desire to get a real banana up here to the satellite rather than this 'taste likes banana' stuff that comes out of the squishy tube.    A few people sent me meesages saying that the banana would get mashed by the g-forces during take off.   Hell then, put the damn banana in a lead box first.

Tina Wotserface of Wales, Earth - suggested a banana inside a hot cross bun, great, now two things I don't have access to.   But I've done some google-research and noticed that while hot cross buns seem to come in regular and chocolate flavours - the option on banana flavoured hot cross buns is open.   So I'm thinking of taking out a patent.   

And I'm not stopping with the cross buns, I think there's an opening for cold happy buns too.

Why are there no Easter songs?   Christmas songs make a mint, I think I'll wirte an Easter carol.
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Breakfast
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I'm not sure what to have for breakfast today, there's the tube of papaya flavoured goop or the tube of banana flavoured goop.    Dilmemas  
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The Blue Wire
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I pulled at this little piece of blue wire to see what would happen, lots of blue wire came out.
Now I can't make it go back in.

Might need to learn to knit....
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Agatha Christie at Easter
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doctor_k _ makes an interesting point about Easter and Agetha Christie.    Jesus died and disapeared for three days and then turned up again ,and is celebrated at Easter.

Agatha Christie disapeared for 10 days and turned up in a hotel in Harrogate and is celebrated with TV marathons at Easter!  

Now I can start my own Agatha Christie worshipping religion.




I discovered the whirring noise
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For hours I kept hearing this annoying wurr noise, it kept going wurr wurrr.   Eventually I couldn't stand it anymore and decided to listed to Sammy Davis Jr on my walkman.   

Then I discovered I left the cassette on rewind.   Wuur Wurr... I am a noodle sometimes.

There's a wurring noise
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Ok, Hi, I'm Benjamin Monkeyboy!

I'm here on the communications satellite C0589X and I'm orbiting the earth going round and round, round, round baby round round.
It's a little bit boring up here, so I've managed to hack into the systems and get myself an internet connection.   So now I can chat to people and read the news.

There is a weird whirring noise in here though today, it goes wurr wurrr.  Then it stops for a while, the it goes wurr wurr again.

Maybe if I put some Sammy Davis Jr on my walkman I won't be able to hear it.  

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