Benjamin Monkeyboy

Live from communications satelite C0589X


Just a thought...
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I've decided to look into forgot people and ask the question, exactly where are they now...

The trick with looking up forgotten celebrities, is you have to remember them first.

Any ideas, suggestions?

Things to do when bored in space
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  1. Listen to Sammy Davis Jnr cassette
  2. Go for space walk
  3. Fake treasury emails
  4. Make up stories about Suri Cruise and submit to Reuters
  5. Dance
  6. Tune in to the Chris Moyles show
  7. Twitter
  8. Sample blip and beep sounds on satellite for techno tune
  9. Design wallpaper
  10. Email random people on earth

Listening to the radio
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I've started listening to online radio, if I listen long enough I might even start to like canto-pop

First Astronaut to tweet
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Apparently Mike thinks he's the first to have a Twitter account, your totally second Mike, way behind the wave.   Dude even ET had a Twitter account before you.

Been a busy week
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benjaminmonkey
Things have been really busy up here in space this week.   Some of the core computer systems went down and we had to revert to the back up system to keep the phone lines going - manual connections, like were back in 1962, connecting all those calls has totally exhausted me.

At think at one stage I may have accidentally mixed up the connection for a health club with the dial up number for Morty's Uber Pizzas, sorry about that, how about we let bygones be bygones and you all start your diets next week.

Going take some time to relax today and watch some YouTube randomness.

Love you all
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I answer your questions
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The world from above
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Ask me Questions
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Ok I finally worked out which wires to connect together to take control of the internal surveillance cameras.    Woo-hoo I made a video for YouTube.

So here's what I'm thinking, I've got lots of spare time up here on the satellite, I can give advice.   So send me your questions and I'll provide an answer in the next video.   You can leave a comment here or email me, the email address is at the end of the video.

Awesome





Camera
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I think I've got the camera working properly, going to try making as video for YouTube.

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